Saturday, May 27, 2006

Freedom to wear shorts

It's good to know that Iraq is free. The people now enjoy such luxuries as the freedom to wear short pants. Unfortunately, as with all freedoms, sometimes there are consequences... Like being shot and killed for wearing short pants.

So... we weren't there for the WMDs because there never were any. We weren't there because Saddam was able to 'launch an attack on the UK within 45 minutes' because apparently our PM misunderstood that piece of intel. We were there to free the Iraqi people. And now they are so free that they can be shot and killed in the street for wearing shorts. I'm so proud to be a liberator today.